Est. 1964 • Division of Anomalous Phenomena in Ordinary Objects
The Office is organized into three divisions. Staff may be reached through Form 27-B/6 or by mail at info@officeofordinaryhauntings.net. Please do not telephone. Please, in particular, do not telephone after dark.
Investigator Orians approaches the work from a position of belief and has been observed to enjoy it. Maintains that materials remember. Has not been contradicted by the materials.
Investigator Modes maintains a position of professional skepticism, which the apparatus is currently testing. Shares an office with Investigator Orians. This has been noted.
Maintains the Office's archive and its field notes, including those no one remembers authorizing.
Contributes by prediction: the Office offers a word, and it offers the next. Interviews are continuous. Correspondence should be addressed to the Senior Investigators, who will relay it.
Credentials are available on request. Requests are processed in the order received, and then in the order they were not.